strange dream for posterity
Aug. 28th, 2010 07:56 amGentle Readers,
I just had the strangest dream. It started at a dinner party we were hosting where I met Michaela for the first time. She was disappointed that the weird aspic casserole we brought had cheddar cheese in it which she couldn't eat.
Then it segued to some TV watching which was apparently a strange bootleg muppet softcore (you know, the kind where they show breasts and nothing else) wherein there were all the regular pratfalls but Kermit was trying to seduce Miss Piggy and she was trying (with great difficulty) to resist. It was his amazing 8 pack that finally broke her resolve. I'm not sure why they made the kermit puppet with such a bony but.
From there we were disturbed by the nice Hispanic couple across the hall. The male half had come out into the hall to rattle something against the door of their apartment because they were fighting and it annoyed her. Then she came out and they seemed to resolve with each other but not happily. We talked a bit and Lydia and I hugged them and reassured them that we were there for them but I knew that they were breaking up and she was going back to her family.
Then came the really weird part. Yes, weirder than muppet soft core.
I had to go somewhere with Lydia after that so I was driving, through the streets of New York and mostly ignoring the traffic calming. We stopped and got out and there was this woman with short red hair and glasses. We made eye contact and it was like an electric shock of identification. "I know you" she said. "I know. We've met but i don't know where." said I.
We spent the next little while trying to figure out from where. Then I introduced myself and before she could respond I woke up. I know I've met this person before but I cannot for the life of me remember where her face came from.
I just had the strangest dream. It started at a dinner party we were hosting where I met Michaela for the first time. She was disappointed that the weird aspic casserole we brought had cheddar cheese in it which she couldn't eat.
Then it segued to some TV watching which was apparently a strange bootleg muppet softcore (you know, the kind where they show breasts and nothing else) wherein there were all the regular pratfalls but Kermit was trying to seduce Miss Piggy and she was trying (with great difficulty) to resist. It was his amazing 8 pack that finally broke her resolve. I'm not sure why they made the kermit puppet with such a bony but.
From there we were disturbed by the nice Hispanic couple across the hall. The male half had come out into the hall to rattle something against the door of their apartment because they were fighting and it annoyed her. Then she came out and they seemed to resolve with each other but not happily. We talked a bit and Lydia and I hugged them and reassured them that we were there for them but I knew that they were breaking up and she was going back to her family.
Then came the really weird part. Yes, weirder than muppet soft core.
I had to go somewhere with Lydia after that so I was driving, through the streets of New York and mostly ignoring the traffic calming. We stopped and got out and there was this woman with short red hair and glasses. We made eye contact and it was like an electric shock of identification. "I know you" she said. "I know. We've met but i don't know where." said I.
We spent the next little while trying to figure out from where. Then I introduced myself and before she could respond I woke up. I know I've met this person before but I cannot for the life of me remember where her face came from.